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An old man's wife died. At the same
time, his cow died. He was 
sad that his wife was dead but extremely sorry to lose the cow. 
The local vicar criticised him. 
"You seem sorrier about the cow than about your wife. But a wife is 
more valuable than a mere cow." 
"Not true," replied the old man. "I have proof. At least ten
women 
have offered to replace my wife. But no one has offered to replace 
my cow."

* * *

A man decided to divorce his wife. He explained to the judge in the 
court, 
"My wife would not cook proper meals for me. At first, she would open 
a tin of food and heat it in the oven. Then, she would simply put the 
unopened tin in the fridge. Finally, she would not even do that. She 
left a note telling me where to find a recipe."

* * *

John became hoarse. He went to the doctor's, rang the bell and a nurse 
opened the door. 
"Is the doctor in?" John whispered. The nurse looked at his face
which 
was hidden by a scarf and thought she understood the situation. She 
replied, 
"No sir. The doctor's out. You can come in. You are safe. His wife is 

quite alone."

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