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A teacher set an arithmetic problem. 
"You have six pounds in your pocket. You lose four. What 
do you have in your pocket?" 
Quickly came the answer - "A hole."

* * *

Two men were drinking in a pub. One said, 
"You look miserable. What is the problem?" 
"I've discovered that I talk in my sleep." 
"Well that's not serious." 
"It is when it happens in the office."

* * *

When a robber entered a woman's house at night, she 
surprisingly arrested him and called the police. The sergeant 
congratulated her. 
"But," he said, "You should not have hit him so hard or so 
many times." 
"Sorry officer," she replied." The fact is, my husband has 
not come home and I thought, at first, it was him."